Sunday, July 19, 2009

LECTURES!!! From a back bencher’s perspective-ARITRA SEN


I had never imagined myself so close to Katrina Kaif. She was holding my hands in hers…wow! Slowly she brought her face close to mine. Though I could feel her warm breath, I was unable to breathe myself... When all my excitement was almost reaching its peak she brought her lips close to my right ear and said in a very ‘Manly’ voice- “What’s in lunch?”
I looked back at her and to my dismay she was no longer that beautiful… Her hands were puffy, her face was shaven and she had suddenly become the fattest man I have ever seen. Oh god! It’s not Katrina any longer but, my best friend sitting beside me and looking at his huge stomach- must be hungry. I realized that my dream was put to an end and the nightmare has just begun-college lectures; I chose not to answer him and instead looked over the crowded chaotic classroom. A professor, in his late twenties, was standing on an elevated platform in front of the blackboard and was talking animatedly to the students. It’s tough for me to explain the persona of this lecturer-He was short and was whitish in complexion; long curly hair with a ponytail hanging at his back; loves to wear pink and has a very unique way of speaking -imagine Karan Johar………
His voice was so low that barely the first three benches could possibly listen to him, whereas at the last benches students were busy with something or the other (I always prefer to be a back-bencher :-) ). So instead of wasting my time in trying to listen to the professor, I started looking at my pals who are generally quite funny in such lectures. A friend of mine, who was seated on the 5th bench of my side row, was looking at his newly gifted golden watch-counting the number of minutes he had more to spend in tolerating the lecture…
Another guy, seated in front of me, was looking at the fairest girl of the class, who was in the 3rd row, from ours; at that moment I saw him murmuring to himself, “23”. Out of the curiosity I asked him, “what’s 23?”
He answered with a mischievous smile, “She yawned for the 23rd time!!!”
Before I could react to his answer, the mood of the classroom changed suddenly…
The professor was shouting at a dark guy, who was seated about 4 benches ahead of me. He came near to his prey so that at least he could hear him.
“1st time it was OK. 2nd time too, I left you. But this is the third time I am catching you sleeping during my lecture!”
Poor chap always gets spotted.
The way our professor was shouting at him, I was forced to remember my neighbourhood Aunty who loves to shout on small kids who mischievously press her door bell and run away. I could imagine her at the front in the classroom, beating her forehead again and again with her hands.
“He is a bit different, isn’t he?” whispered my fatty friend to me.
I knew what he was saying because I have already imagined Karan Johar and my neighbour Aunty in him.
After a few minutes of drama, the class got silent again. And to my surprise there was sudden improvement in his teaching- may be he was quite impressed by his own shouting capabilities.
But I am what I am. It was impossible for me to listen to a poor speaker.
And again She was near to me, smiling and touching my lips with her soft hands. I knew my life was going to change after this day… I slowly moved my lips towards her when……… she moved her lips away and whispered in a ‘Manly’ voice, “You are the next Bakra. Be alert”.
Before I could remove the soft hands of Katrina from my mind, a piece of chalk crashed on my forehead. Soon I became aware of the source of the flying chalk.
I stood up and apologized for my behaviour.
But the professor was in the mood for insulting me. He gave a long speech on maintaining discipline- I could say that he was enjoying the attention he was getting from the students for the first time…
So he kept me standing and continued with his lecture (Fortunately the voice was still not audible to :-) ). Someone from the back benches of last row murmured, “Sachin scored the highest Test runs!”
Oh! It was the India-Australia test series. People can even sacrifice their meals for cricket!
On looking who it was, I was shocked to see our class topper with his ears plugged to earphones- Generally he completes his assignments during such lectures, but this was going too far!!! I mean cricket during a lecture??!!
But nobody could be blamed for this situation, not even the professors. Most of the back benchers, though they prefer to maintain a low profile, are multi-talented. And most of us have no KT background or have at least an average of 60%. For example, the boy next to my ranker friend has a good hand in painting- his book is filled with fantastic portraits of our dear professors. And another friend of mine who has the most untidy bushy beard out of his chin- says ‘it’s unique’- is an amazing singer. A few of my female friends can play X and O’s, BOLLYWOOD and gossip around the whole row during all the lectures and still they are never caught- TALENT!!
I would have loved to write an essay on HIDDEN TALENTS OF THE BACK BENCHERS, but that wasn’t the appropriate time; the professor, who was now tired of his own lecture, asked me something. For the last time again, I couldn’t hear him and listening to him made me feel like a deaf person.
But I had to say something- standing alone like a fool with a fool in front asking questions, was proving to be very tough for me…
I said, “I don’t know SIR”.
And the students, sitting in front, the only people in class who could hear him started a riot of laughter- this was too much of an insult.
I softly asked my fatty friend, “Why are they laughing?”
He replied with a stupid smile displaying all his teeth, “As far as I could hear him, I think he asked you your name and you just said you don’t know”.
Realizing my mistake I answered correctly this time. The professor must have understood that I failed to hear him, so he came near to me and asked, “There is an error in the 3rd bit of that bit sequence on the board. Can you tell me what the correct answer is?”
Though I could see the blackboard where the bit sequence was written I couldn’t make out the exact numbers. Within a moment I realized that I was not wearing my specs- I don’t wear my specs when I am asleep.
By now the professor had already formed a fair idea about my attention to his lecture.
After wearing my specs, I read the number -11000110 from the board and answered with confidence, “1”.
He nodded and my eyes trailed him walking back to the board. At this point of time, I caught the eyes of a cute girl, seated on the starting benches, smiling back at me...
Nah! She is not impressed. I mean nobody would be.
The reason being that, our whole world (world of IT engineers) revolves around 1’s and 0’s. If the answer is not one, it has to be zero and vice versa.
After I was asked to sit the bell rang and I heaved a sigh of relief. At last the torture was over, another lecturer would come now and put us to sleep, when I could again meet my Katrina…
“For the last time I am asking you what’s in for lunch?” asked my hungry-angry friend again.
Before I could answer him someone shouted “ATTENDANCE???”
But the professor had left. Our patience was tested and wasted. And I was seething with anger; it was reaching almost at its boiling point- he insulted me over 15 minutes and now… I don’t even deserve attendance!!!

That’s how life is supposed to be. No matter where we are seated, only our perspective towards life changes. So enjoy the lectures; pay attention to them (only if you can otherwise don’t force yourselves) and ask for your attendance when you deserve it.
-ARITRA SEN


Wednesday, July 15, 2009


Swapnil(swapy) said..

Ye poem unake liye hai jo garve(proud) feel karate hai
ki unaki ab
tak koi 'Girlfriend' nahi hai........



गर्लफ्रेन्ड नसल्याचा अभिमान
अहो ऐकलं का ?
आम्हाला गर्लफ्रेन्ड नाही...!

आमच्या बाईकच्या मागच्या सीट वर धूळ नेहमीच असते
बसुन बसुन त्यावर एखादा संटा,तर कधी एखादी माशीच बसते
अणी बाईक पूसण्याचे आम्ही काधिच श्रम घेत नाही
कारण , आम्हाला गर्लफ्रेन्ड नाही...!

सिनेमा
बघायला आम्ही गॅंग मधे जातो
मस्त एक बास्केट पोपकोर्न तासभर खातो
आणि बुड्ढी का बालचा चिक्कट.वाडा काधिच घ्यावासा वाट्त नाही
कारण , आम्हाला गर्लफ्रेन्ड नाही...!

वीकएंड्ला आऊटींग करतो, फ़क्त मित्रांबरोबर्च घालवतो
काही नाही तर मस्त झोपा काढतो
अणी रात्री बे रात्री काधिच कोणाला SMS करत नाही
कारण , आम्हाला गर्लफ्रेन्ड नाही...!

आमचे मोबाईलचे बिल फ़ार जास्त येत नाही,
दिवस भरात २-कॉल होतात, जे फ़क्त घरी कींवा मीत्रांना असतात,
आणि आमचा फोन कधीच जास्त एंगेज येत नाही
कारण , आम्हाला गर्लफ्रेन्ड नाही...!

मित्रांच्या सगळ्या प्लान मध्ये आम्ही शामील असतो,
कधिच दूसर्र्यांच्या प्लान्स मध्ये तोंड घालत नाही,
सुट्टी आम्हाला कधीच एकांतात घालवावीशी वाटत नाही,
कारण , आम्हाला गर्लफ्रेन्ड नाही...!

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Monday, July 13, 2009

MOVIE "HOPE"

Michael Gnana says..........
This video "HOPE" is the second movie made in the same mobile movie making competition held
in our coll tech fest "TRANSMISSION 09".
even this movie was not selected , but no problem vl win the next year........
This movie "HOPE" & the movie "MISTAKE" was made together
V had a great fun in making..
V vl be back with another new movie soon
so wait.........
Actor : Karthik
Director n Writer : Aritra
Camera Man : Nikhil
Editor : Michael , Aritra
Special Thanks : Jason D'mello (small kid in the movie)

STORY: IT'S A FAILURE TO SUCCESS STORY...INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY

Sunday, July 12, 2009

MOVIE "MISTAKE"

Michael Gnana says..........
This video "MISTAKE" is our first movie , made for a mobile movie making competition held in our college tech fest "TRANSMISSION 09"
Though v had not won . This movie is very close 2 my heart.
This movie reminds me about the wonderful moment v spent together to make this movie
Plzz check out this movie.....
Actors: Paresh , Swapnil , Aditya
Director : Aritra
Story Writer : Swapnil
Camera Man : Nikhil
Editor : Michael
Voice : Karthik , Aritra
STORY: IT'S A TALE OF TWO FRIENDS SET IN THE BACKDROP OF 7/11 TRAIN BLASTS

Friendship


Swapnil(swapy) said........

This Poem tell what freindship it is:

*मैफ़लीत रंगून जाते ती मैत्री
जीवनात विलीन होऊन जाते ती मैत्री

*मैत्री हा असा एक धागा,
जो रक्ताची नातीच काय
पण परक्यालाही खेचून आणतो
आपल्याही मनाला जवळचा करून ठेवतो
आपल्या सुख-दु:खात तो स्वत:ला सामावून घेतो.

*मैत्री करण्यासाठी नसावं लागतं श्रीमंत आणि सुंदर
त्याच्यासाठी असावा लागतो फ़क्त मैत्रीचा आदर

*काहीजण मैत्री कशी करतात?उबेसाठी शेकोटी पेटवतात अन
जणू शेकोटीची कसोटी पहातात.स्वार्थासाठी मैत्री करतात अन
कामाच्या वेळेस फ़क्त आपलं म्हणतात
शेकोटीत अन मैत्रीत फ़रक काय?दोन्हीपण एकच जाणवतात

*मैत्री करणारे खूप भेटतीलपरंतू निभावणारे कमी असतील
मग सांगा, खरे मित्र कसे असतील?

*कधी भांडणाची साथ, कधी मैत्रीचा हातकधी प्रेमाची बात,
अशी असते,निस्वार्थ मैत्रीची जात

*या मैत्रीचा खरा अर्थ केव्हा कळतो?
नेत्रकडा ओलावल्या अन शब्द ओठांवरच अडखळला,
मित्र या शब्दाचा अर्थतो दूर गेल्यावर कळला.

'WARRIORS & THEIR WONDER YEARS' by Aritra Sen




Jagmagaate Hain, Jhilmilaate Hain Apne Raastein
Yeh Khushi Rahe, Roshni Rahe Apne Waaste’


When I look back upon those years where we were together, I smile and then I feel sad at the same moment. It pains me to think that only few days are remaining for my college years to come to an end. For me and most of us, it’s been a magical journey so far. No…I am not talking about HARRY POTTER kind of magic. But this magic is called friendship which brought most unlikely souls together.So here I am writing the very first blog on this site. This is the story of all those years I have spent in my engineering college (-partly fictional and partly real) and how I met these beautiful people in my life. Before you start reading this post there’s one request…plz post comments-GOOD, BAD, WORSE, WORSE THAN WORST, etc. so that I get to know about your views.!!FLASH BACK!!
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chapter 1
THE NEW BEGINNING


It was 19th of August ’06. I quickly looked through the headlines of the morning newspaper and directly skipped to the last page where daily horoscopes are printed. I looked at my back to make sure my mother was no where near as she doesn’t want me to believe in horoscopes. She says they write Shit! As soon as I saw she was in kitchen I quickly read, “SAGITTARUS: Your day will include traveling. Those who are seeking for careers will succeed. And finance…” I relaxed.
Like my mother, I too didn’t believe in horoscopes but lately my CET results were worse than I ever expected it to be. I scored 146/200 i.e. nearly 8000 rank in Mumbai, in my entrance exam and I was well aware that these marks will land me in no good college. After a week of tension and stress my application was accepted in an engineering college. Though I was happy to receive this news over internet but my happiness didn’t last too long. Adding to my woes, this college was only a year old and there was no hope for placements!!! But I was left with no choice. I had to make a decision for my future. And so I did…
I and my parents were more than just excited to visit this college. I can’t forget that first journey to this college. Cars running on the road connecting to the college reminded me of formula one races, except there were Lorries too. Thankfully there were traffic signals at a few places. But something more distasteful was lying ahead on that road…OMG! Slums on the left (quite similar to what we saw in the recent international hit SLUMDOG MILLIONARE) and on the right there were railway tracks inhabited by these slum dwellers for morning refreshments! (This was shown respectfully in the same film to suit the Americans) But my college was unlike what I saw out there on the roads. The decent atmosphere inside the campus was quite encouraging for peace lovers like me. I took admission at this place and started attending lectures after a few days.
My feeling of “decent atmosphere” evaporated as soon as I started attending the lectures. The professor was teaching some subject known as BEEE (forgive me as I can’t remember the full form of BEEE…one of those E’s must be electronics). Lecturer was hardly 21. And the numb students surrounding me were 60’s out of 200 in CET. I remember joking it to my mother-“don’t be surprised if I get a 1st rank in this college”. It never happened!To say the truth I had no real FRIENDS even after a week. Days passed by and I fancied going back to Bhavans-my junior college. I dreamt of watching those old faces…the people whom I call FRIENDS. It was one of my friend’s birthday and I called him to wish. To my surprise he shouted at me, “Kaminey! tera admission hogaya yeh mujhe kisi aur ke muh se sunna padha!” Actually I was so much embarrassed by my admission in this new place that I almost forgot to inform these people that I have taken admission.
It was nearly two weeks after the college started I met someone who was so unlike me and at the same time like me in every manner. I was in carpentry workshop. All of us were given saws to cut wood. It was a tiresome job for me and others. At that very moment I saw a fat guy at an end, holding the saw with both his hands and staring at others as if someone else will come and do that work for him. That day I met Swapnil Rane. As far as appearances matter he was the fattest person I ever saw. He reminded me of myself when I was in Vth std. and I resembled a Vada pav then (I am quite slim now!). When I was that big and people used to tease me, I used my extra weight to punch them. But with Swapnil a.k.a Swapy it was exactly opposite. He liked joking about his fatness. One of the most common jokes he cracks while ordering food from canteen is to count himself thrice, adding to our budget. He knows it very well that life is never fair and it plays games with you all the time. Instead of showing his back to tough times in life (that I usually chose to do before I met him), he shows his big fat stomach to it so that the problem bounces back. If I say that I met one of the coolest person that day, then I am not wrong at all.That day I met a warrior…a unique personality who taught me to deal with this unfair life. I made a FRIEND for a lifetime and I am very proud to have him in my life.
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Today I end here as I am too tired of typing. But I will write soon once I get your feedback. There are so many more unique people in this group…I hope you would like to read it.
-ARITRA SEN